Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Posted by sage of monticello | Posted in humor | Posted on 06-11-2008
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Paris announces bid for president
Posted by sage of monticello | Posted in John McCain, humor | Posted on 06-08-2008
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And no, I am not talking about Ted Stevens….
A University of Minnesota student who offered his presidential vote on eBay is trading a felony charge for 50 hours of community service.
Hennepin County prosecutors said Max Sanders of Edina offered his vote for at least $10. They charged him with bribery under a century-old law making it a crime to buy or sell a vote.
Sanders, 19, agreed today to the community service. The charge against him will be dismissed if he completes it within six months.
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Kind of a funny story. I laughed. You might too.
A teacher in Lafayette, Tennessee asked her 6th grade class how many
of them were Obama fans.Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
Johnny.The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different… again.Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you an Obama fan?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher a sked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a
Republican, so I’m a Republican.”Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,
“If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that
make you?”With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
*”That would make me an Obama fan ”
